Wordless(ish) Wednesday: The Bedding Debacle. Brought to You Today With A Shit-Ton of Words.
A few weeks ago, during my search for new bedding, I posted a picture of the two I liked most, to see which one you guys liked most.
Which, come to think of it, is a little weird, considering most of you will never be in my bed. I know. Bummer.
I was partial to the top set from the start, but slightly apprehensive fearing that my husband wouldn’t dig the colors.
Of course, it wasn’t the husband I feared, but the conversation it would sprout.
Him: Honey, why the hell did you buy us purple bedding?
Me: Oh my god, this is SO not purple. What are you? Colorblind? It’s orchid. Jesus.
And, well, fuck if I wanna go down that spousal street, I have stupid shit to tweet. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Anyway, I held my breath and pulled the trigger on the
purple orchid set.
It finally arrived this week.
As I opened the box, I said, “I hope you think the colors are manly enough, babe.”
He laughed, “As long as it’s not, like, dark purple. Ha!”
Oh my god. This is SO not dark purple. What are you? Colorblind? It’s Orchid and Aubergine, both of which are lovely colors.
At least my dogs like it (yes, there are two dogs in that picture).