Kirk Cameron Has Evolved…Into an Asshole.

Last night, while I was fake-sleeping next to Kim Jong, I came across THIS NUGGET on my iPhone.

The gist of the article, entitled, “Kirk Cameron: Calling Gays ‘Destructive And Unnatural’ Is Love Speech,” goes a little something like this:

“Cameron says when you persecute gays you speak the truth in love.

‘The truth is always love speech, it’s not hate speech. The truth, communicated with compassion, with the desire to see people in a right relationship with God, helped, and healed, and whole, is the most genuine form of love speech you can give to anyone.’”

It took all I had not to nudge my kid from is own fake-sleep and say, “Can you believe this asshole!”

But, rather than exposing my sweet boy to the real boogie men of the world, I took my rage to the internet.

Thankfully, my dear friends who live in my computer were just as disgusted by the has-been’s tired and bigoted remarks.

Here’s the thing.

There are so many people who spew this brand of hateful rhetoric and, “Oh so controversial look at me! Look at me!” bullshit.

But, most of the time, I don’t believe that they even believe the things they’re saying. But, sadly, dollar signs can turn a lot of people into dicks.

But, Kirk?

I think he truly believes the things he says.

I’d put money on the fact that he’s just as crazy as he comes off.

The article goes on to say,

“For the record, Cameron calls homosexuality a “behavior,” and says “just because you feel one way doesn’t mean we should act on everything we feel.

‘Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between Adam and Eve,” Cameron also told Piers Morgan. “One man, one woman for life till death do you part. So I would never attempt to try to redefine marriage. And I don’t think anyone else should either. So do I support the idea of gay marriage? No, I don’t.’”

Oh, golly gee Kirk, you’re so god damn insightful.

And, by insightful, I mean you’re a loose cannon, a bigoted asshole, and a danger to our society.

People, particularly children and young adults, kill themselves  all the time  when they hear  ignorant people like you  shouting from the rooftops  that they are somehow abnormal.

When, in reality people like you are the only abnormal ones.

When kids hear someone tell them that they should be ashamed of who they are, and that they shouldn’t be who they are, they believe it.

They are far too young to know that you’re really just a weak, little man who despises himself.

Every time a gay teenager or child commits suicide, it’s because of people like YOU.

Yeah, I said it.

Mike Seaver is killing gay people.


It’s true.

Their blood is on his hands.

And Kirk-the-Jerk has SIX CHILDREN.

Six kids who are exposed to this kind of hate speech, daily.

Six kids who will likely go to school and bully other kids, because of what they’re learning at home – that it’s acceptable to do so.

And, what if one of his kids is gay?

Ugh. The thought of that makes my stomach turn. A child living in a house where they cannot be themselves. Coming home each day to a place that should be their safe zone, a place where they should be supported and loved no matter who they are. But, instead, they come home to a place where they feel nothing other than shame, fear, and self-loathing.

Kirk, I don’t give a shit what your bible says.

I don’t care what your god says.

You have the right to believe what you choose to believe.

But, you do not have the right to project your hateful, antiquated, despicable bullshit on the rest of society, simply because you’re a washed up actor trying to stay relevant.

You are irrelevant.

You are toxic.

You are a fear-monger.

You are a bully.

You are a fake Christian.

You cannot fool me with your sweet, little, curly head of hair, and shit-bag grin.

You’re no different than some skin-head, white supremacist. You’re the boogie man in disguise, hiding behind some distorted version of religion.

You are hate.

The only unnatural people are those that care about some random dude’s sexual preference.

For Christ’s sake, you had a friend named Boner for years.

But, fortunately, you are the minority, the outcast, and the sinner.

Each time I hear people like you open their disgusting mouths, my head explodes.

But, then, I put something like this out, and all the goodness and decency returned allows my soul to smile again.

You are a dying breed, Mike Seaver.

I thank GOD for that.

And, with all due respect, please shut the fuck up.

P.S. You’ve been replaced with Alex P. Keaton, even if he was a little conservative for my taste.

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  1. Al October 10, 2012 | Reply
    LOL! Rock on!
  2. PaigieGrl October 10, 2012 | Reply
    Y-O-U R-O-C-K!!!
    • admin October 10, 2012 | Reply
      AS DO YOU! :) Thanks! xo
  3. Jennifer October 10, 2012 | Reply
    Preach it.
  4. Stefanie October 10, 2012 | Reply
    You had me at shit bag.
  5. TheAvasmommy October 10, 2012 | Reply
    I never liked his smirking little face back then and I don't like his smirking face now.
    • admin October 10, 2012 | Reply
      He is such a pussy. xo
  6. Melissa Laundre October 10, 2012 | Reply
    NICE NICE NICE!!! Love you more and more Allison! Way to put that douche-bag back in his place. I was totally cheering for ya when you spoke about him preaching his mumbo-jumbo beliefs to his 6 children. Poor kids...won't know any better til later on in life (hopefully). EXCELLENT post, my dear!
  7. Jack October 10, 2012 | Reply
    Ugh, hate the pick and choose folks who glom onto convenient parts of the bible and ignore the more troublesome parts. Adam and Eve? Here's a question: who did Cain marry and have kids with? He have a sister no one talks about? Did God make some OTHER people somewhere for Adam and Eve's kids to date?
  8. Mr Lady October 11, 2012 | Reply
    Dear lord, I hope none of his kids are gay.
    • admin October 11, 2012 | Reply
      No kidding. That would be so tragic. xo
  9. Mandy_Fish October 11, 2012 | Reply
  10. the grumbles October 12, 2012 | Reply
    He's... gah, kill, stab, cry.
  11. Banterburbia October 15, 2012 | Reply
    I finally got a chance to read this, and I'm so glad I did. Love, love, love it! The pain that words like his cause is immeasurable. I'm so sick of peoples cruelty towards one another. You also mention that he has six kids. I have to say that is one of the things that really concerns me. People like him always seem to have 4,5,6 children. Doesn't Todd Akin have 4 or 5 kids? Which I believe are home schooled....
  12. Jenn@Fox in the City November 5, 2012 | Reply
    Well said! Preaching hate in the name of religious doctrine is disgusting.
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  14. Meredith January 30, 2014 | Reply
    YES! and bee tee dubs, Adam & Eve? Not married.

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